Ever put your hand up for something a bit on the edge of your knowledge?
I may be involved in virtualising some Alpha AXP boxes, and it's been a LOOOOONG time since I've used an Alpha. Any spare copies of Ultrix / Tru64 hanging around? Or even a spare Alpha?
(I saw one on TardMe a week or two back and thought "what could I possibly want to go down that road for?")